For a considerable number of months, the biggest concern when using the toilet in front of The Eldest has been how to stop her sticking her hand down the back of my bum to “touch the poo”, and how to prevent her from trying to catch daddy’s wee. At three and half however, The Eldest has reached the point when she is really starting to notice the difference between men and women, boys and girls…

If you want to read more, then head over to www.mummyandnina.com who asked me to write a piece about my thoughts on when privacy becomes a “thing”… in short, when The Eldest actually cares that she is pooing in front of an entire car park…